February 25, 2005

Watch TV for a living?

Filed under: General — Administrator @ 2:09 pm

Almost sounds to good to be true to many couch potatoes I’m sure but duh or not, yes … you can get a job watching TV. In some cases, the pay isn’t bad either! How does 100,000.00 sound for a year’s worth of work?

Watch Dukes, earn $100,000:

There are job requirements though… Job requirements include knowing lyrics to ‘Dukes of Hazzard’ theme song, driving the General Lee.”

(more…)

February 24, 2005

High school sports Duh

Filed under: General — Administrator @ 3:45 pm

There you sit .. watching the “big game” … it’s a close macth and the tensions are high but the better team prevails and wins the game. That’s it… right? Not nowadays! It seems in today’s society there always has to be an ass of one sort or another doesn’t it….

 Sequim Basketbrawl Could End Up In Court

 

I ask you .. how ignorant can these type people really be? The idea of sports in schools to begin with was to actually teach the kids something and how to throw the best sucker punch wasn’t what was in mind I’d be willing to bet.

(more…)

February 18, 2005

Lottery ticket + garbage can = duh

Filed under: General — Administrator @ 3:33 pm

Have you ever thrown something away and then later regretted it? It could be worse!!!

It’s Finders-Keepers After Woman
Finds Winning Lottery Ticket

 

One man’s garbage is another man’s treasure huh?

(more…)

February 15, 2005

White house duh .. again

Filed under: General — Administrator @ 1:42 pm

Well, just when it seems that the White House might have done about everything in it’s powers to show how it prevails in the world of duh … they surprise us once again….

White House Turns Tables on Former American POWs

The white house is trying to deny (a court battle no less) our own military personel benefits they were already awarded.

As for their reasoning? ….

“The rationale: Today’s Iraqis are good guys, and they need the money”

How’s that for a serious duh folks?????

(more…)

February 10, 2005

Deadly attack saves life

Filed under: General — Administrator @ 3:36 pm

Who ever would have “thunked it” … getting your head smashed in can actually save a life?

Sure enough…. the duh in the world is all around us

Beer bottle busted over head in barroom brawl saves Florida woman’s life

(more…)

February 9, 2005

truth or ratings?

Filed under: General — Administrator @ 1:17 pm

 Seacrest: Idol’s Simon is ‘arrogant, pompous’

 

So what do you all think? Is this guy as much of a jerk as he acts or is he doing just that… acting?

I for one think he probably is an ass in real life as well although I do think somethings are “beefed up” just to make an impression on American Idol and jack up ratings.

(more…)

February 7, 2005

Armed services send Duh message to all!

Filed under: General — Administrator @ 2:10 pm

Maybe you heard about it and maybe you didn’t but last week there was some serious BS going on…

 

A certain Marine General was quoted along the lines of saying “shooting some people is fun” His punishment for such an outrageous statement? He said he was sorry and probably could have better chosen his words. (Remember this was a major event that he stated this at).

So .. let’s skip forward to another lower ranked individual that possibly didn’t use the best judgment either…

 Soldier demoted for mud wrestling

Demoted!! For showing some skin ….. not anything “trivial” like making a statement about something that results in serious physical damage to others…..

 

A big “way to go” to the armed services for keeping us in “content” here at duhdotcom.com

(more…)

February 5, 2005

Spam alert - Duh!

Filed under: General — Administrator @ 10:19 am

OK folks, time to give the spammers something back!

Any spam you receive, report to http://ftc.gov/spam/ 

Be sure to include all header information if it is an e-mail or any other information such as ip address and so forth that you can locate.. Time to give these dumbasses back what they deserve!

(more…)

February 4, 2005

picture duh ….

Filed under: General — Administrator @ 1:31 pm

Duh is about all one can say to this as far as we’re concerned ….

 Goodwill attendant suspended because of photo in newspaper

(more…)

February 1, 2005

Sex as an unemployment solution

Filed under: General — Administrator @ 9:39 pm

Well now, it seems that there’s one place that has an interesting approach to their unemployment situation.

Now I’m all for making people earn what they get as far as supplied benefits but this might be just a tad to the extreme.

Work As A Prostitute Or Risk Losing Benefits

 

After reading this.. I can only say the usual …. DUH!

(more…)

Powered by WordPress