October 27, 2004

Flu shots continued ….

Filed under: General — Administrator @ 11:49 am

Remember this post from a few days back?

http://duhdotcom.com/pblog/entry.php?id=97

While the regular folks wonder if any flu shots will be availabe or not ……. It continues to get more interesting by the day…..

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Semi truck trailers … a rant

Filed under: General — Administrator @ 11:40 am

Now I’m not sure where all the semi drivers get thier training but I do admit that they confuse the hell out of me.

I’m sure there is plenty of excellent drivers out there…. but some are just plain duh bound!

For example, why is it that a semi can not get out of first or second gear when within a mile or two of a truckstop? Now I’m talking 15 mph in a 30, 45 or even 55 zone!! What’s up with that? A person just has to hope they have a good view of the road when dealing with the truckstops because the majority of them will pull out in front of any other vehicle as well going as slow as possible once done.  Nothing like running into a moving brick wall ….

and yes, I got behind two this morning on my way to work…. 13 mph for over a mile until they got to the next exit. Thus… this little rant :-)

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October 23, 2004

Enjoying the game and bam.. you’re dead.

Filed under: General — Administrator @ 10:21 am

Here’s a real serious duh for you to take into consideration…

 

You go to a ballgame…

Have a great time…

Your team wins…

You celebrate with your friends on the street….

You get killed …

Police take blame for fan’s death

Is it not amazing how “safe” you feel now?

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October 20, 2004

Flu shot shortage

Filed under: General — Administrator @ 2:13 pm

This is a serious issue right? Folks are being told they’ll get charges pressed against them if they “fake” being in the high risk group just to get these shots! So, leave it up to our goverment to follow the old saying “do as I say, not as I do” huh?

All I can say is BS!

 

 WASHINGTON (AP) — Some members of Congress got flu shots before they headed home to campaign this month, despite the vaccine shortage. They were following the advice of the Capitol physician.

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stripping for cops = DUH!

Filed under: General — Administrator @ 12:44 pm

OK ladies… when you do feel the urge to strip, you might want to consider all factors like location, viewers and even if it’s taped or not….don’t ya think?

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TALLINN, Estonia - A woman pulled over by police on suspicion of driving while drunk tried to get out of the ticket by performing an impromptu striptease that was captured on police video.

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Might be a sexy duh but it’s still a duh :-)

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October 18, 2004

google expands … again

Filed under: General — Administrator @ 1:36 pm

Their g-mail wasn’t enough … there’s more :-)

Google Desktop Search

Google SMS

So.. a wise decision or a duh in motion?

Personally, can’t say that I’ve heard anything bad about either of the “new tools” yet … your thoughts?

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October 15, 2004

Presidential election - organized duh in action

Filed under: General — Administrator @ 2:09 pm

Who else is tired of all the election BS already?

 

He did that, he didn’t do that and yadda yadda. It’s gotten to be almost a virtual insult just to watch the debates any longer.  Have we all noticed by now that what really counts, the views of those involved on any particular subject, does not have any direct impact on these debates? It now has become who can deliver the best insult or putdown or even who can dig up the most personal dirt on the other!

 

Now I won’t say who I personally would feel better having in office as talking politics in details invites nothing but hassle but I will say this …. They’re both lucky that a write in doesn’t stand a chance or I’d lay money that George Carlin could be the next U.S. president :-)

 

Anyhow.. what did you all think of the “debates”? Worthwhile or just more “smoke”?

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October 12, 2004

Duh.. space trash are weapons!!

Filed under: General — Administrator @ 12:45 pm

From the news……

 

Bolts, old screwdrivers, plastic bags, paint, broken pens, bent CDs - they are the kind of objects you would expect to find in a list of rubbish. Except that this collection of litter is not to be found in the bin at the end of the front garden, but whizzing about in space, threatening to collide with astronauts.

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October 7, 2004

Wedgie = Duh

Filed under: General — Administrator @ 2:58 pm

Everyone remembers playing some childhhod pranks I’m sure….

The “noogie”, “purple nurple” and so forth was more or less part of the traditional ritual of growing up… right? Not any more… the SH*T has hit the fan so to speak.

 

Muskego - A 16-year-old Muskego student accused of giving a “wedgie” to his former girlfriend at school is facing juvenile charges of fourth-degree sexual assault.

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October 5, 2004

duh.. computer problems

Filed under: General — Administrator @ 12:05 pm

Who “wudda thunked it” :-)

 

 Software disasters often people problems

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